Panda v Hornbill (2013) or 10 Reasons why MCA Chose a Panda as their Mascot
This is not a panda
Hot in the heels of stupid statements,free food, anti hudud tirades, street demos and lame duck speeches, MCA has launched their latest weapon against Pakatan Rakyat,specifically the DAP.
Behold….the mighty ………panda.
Firstly I was upset,because I love pandas, the Panda is a pretty cute creature and is totally uncharacteristic and un-MCA like to use a panda. They seem more suited to use a chicken, a goat or maybe a banana.Yes, a banana would be great,a banana with blue spots to symbolize the party colours of MCA.
The MCA president has said the Panda is a reminder of the good relationship between Malaysia and Communist China. Yes, Communist China, the country thats still Communist and whose ruling Communist party attended the UMNO General Assembly, together with the Sulu Sultan’s reps.But hey, Hidup Panda!
Something YB Lau Weng San wrote on his Facebook status yesterday made me think…. he mentioned “I wonder why they chose the Panda as their mascot, Pandas don’t even live in Malaysia” Yes, YB you’re absolutely right. In fact, thats one thing in common some MCA people have with pandas-they don’t live in Malaysia either. In fact, some have Australian PRs.I suppose that’s their way to promote Malaysia My Second China Home Programme.
So anyway, I did some thinking and came up with the following
10 Possible Reasons why MCA Symbolically Chose a Panda As Their Logo
- Pandas are slow. They’re so damn slow, you need to show them how to have sex, though I doubt the good people at MCA have this problem.
- Pandas are often used as pawns in diplomatic efforts involving people of Chinese origin (e.g. Taiwan, Japan…) Its called Panda Diplomacy.
- Pandas are lazy, non productive and highly subservient to whoever feeds them
- Pandas have two black eyes, symbolizing two proverbial punches in the face from their angry Panda electorate.
- Pandas are nearing extinction.The panda has been referred to by biologists as a living fossil.
- Pandas have spatial, short tem memory
- Pandas shit 40 times a day.MCA talks shit around the same number of times in the same duration of time.
- When mating, the female panda assumes a crouching position and the male panda mounts her from behind.This behaviour has also been observed in at least one MCA president.
- Pandas generally do nothing but sit on their bums all day. This behaviour has been observed as well in MCA members. Its called pre election hibernation.
- No one takes pandas seriously.
The Empress Dowager of the Wen Dynasty of Han was buried with a panda skull.Coincidentally, the Emperor had a mistress whose name is….I’l let you all find that one out by yourselves 😀
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Emmanuel Joseph 
mistress name is Panda?
Nope
Deng Tong (a male)?
No , the other concubine….
I am sure many will be intrigued by your last two sentences. The Empress Dowager is the mother of the emperor. The Emperor has many concubines and not sure he even needs a mistress. So you got me there.
Its an insider joke (those who’s been following my blog or know me will know 🙂 ) The other concubine/mistresses’ name is Lady Shen.
OK I guess you lost me there. But one funny thing to note is Emperor Wen of Han has many concubines and the top ten includes Lady Ji and Lady Bai. No joke.
Where the ‘hornbill’ thingy?
In Sarawak.
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